The video is now up of my talk at DDD8, I've reviewed it and determined that while it's a bit fast ("Like listening to a podcast at double speed" according to @lukesmith) it's not too embarrassing.
Unfortunately the audio gets a bit out of sync towards the code, so you'll have to use your imagination until what I'm talking about shows up ;-)
But chances are I'm not available, as I'm busy shipping stuff.
I am available for conference speaking, I like talking and will do so for just T&E (and perhaps a bottle of wine or two).
I have done soft keynotes, and usually entertain/rile people in equal proportion, but prefer to talk tech as that's what I do